ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm at about main and main street
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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