i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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