Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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