this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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