I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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