Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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