I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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