For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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