walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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