Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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