I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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