maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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