I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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