Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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