I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
