I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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