there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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