Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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