lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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