watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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