So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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