I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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