**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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