After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I want a musical about memes.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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