Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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