But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Did you pee in the oven last night??
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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