Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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