Soap is not a condiment
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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