I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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