idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
This is my gift to your gina
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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