for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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