Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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