Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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