I'm jealous of your bromance
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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