; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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