How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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