the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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