what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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