Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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