What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
