we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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