...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I've blown a few things in my day
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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