i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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