You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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