so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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