She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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