I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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