UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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