chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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