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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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