D3 body, D1 cock
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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