I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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