Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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