So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
