please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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