I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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