just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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